Categories of Pick-up Lines

• Straight to the point - illicit an immediate response
• Innuendo - line that imply, rather than directly ask; try to be slick
• Cheese - just stupid to get a react, then the secondary attack begins
• Flattery - can be honest admiration, but anything positive to break the ice
• Smooth - that practiced tried and true, you know he has been practicing in the mirror lines

Pick-up lines are as much of a create-in-the-moment process as they are remembering what worked in the past, so 40 sample lines have been listed below. This list could have easily been a novel, so if you have so good line, yours or something that you have heard, add it to the list.

1. Did you fart? Because you blew me away
2. You must be in a wrong place - the Miss Universe contest is over there.
3. Was that an earthquake or did u just rock my world?
4. I may not be a genie but I can make your dreams come true
5. Are you a magnet cuz im attracted to you
6. Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?
7. I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
8. I know its not Christmas, but Santa's lap is always ready.
9. Baby your like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my
   problems
10. "Why does it feel like the most beautiful girl in the world is in this
    room?"
11. Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa just what I want for
    Christmas.
12. Do you have any raisins? No? How about a date?
13. I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
14. I'm sorry, were you talking to me? Her: No. Well then, please start.
15. I know I dont have a chance, but I just wanted to hear an angel talk.
16. Roses are red, violets are blue, how would you like it if I came home with you?
17. Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
18. Are your legs tired, because you've been running through my mind all day long.
19. Are you lost? Because heaven's a long way from here.
20. POOF! (What are u doing?) I'm here, where are your other two wishes?
21. I hope you know CPR, because you take my breath away.
22. Girl, you better have a license, cuz you are driving me crazy!
23. If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
24. Do you have the time? (she gives you the time) No, the time to write my number down
25. Let's make like a fabric softener and snuggle.
26. Are you an interior decorator? When I saw you the room became beautiful.
27. Hello, I'm a thief, and I'm here to steal your heart.
28. Is that top felt? [No] Would you like it to be?
29. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
30. Is your last name Gillete cause your the best a man can get.
31. Are you a parking ticket? (What?) You got fine written all over you.
32. I'm invisible. (Really?) Can you see me? (Yes) How about tomorrow night?
33. You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
34. I have never had a dream come true until the day that I met you.
35. You look life my first wife! (how many have you had?) none.
36. Do you have a sunburn, or are you always this hot?
37. I'm addicted to yes, and I'm allergic to no. So what's it gonna be?
38. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together.
39. Turn to the girl sitting next to you at the bar and say... "I'm not really this tall....I'm sitting on my wallet."
40. This is a test of the emergency pickup line service. Beeeeeeeeeep. If you had been any less beautiful, you would have just heard a bad pickup line.